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[Pumper]

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Piparmünditee või 1-2 õlut (õlu pole alkohol)+vaata mingit muinasjutu filmi, mõjub nagu 4 aastasele:)

[ranka]

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Vaata, et sa seda palju kasutanud, sest su nõu on nagu nelja aastaselt :P

[jasssass]

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Kuidas ilma mingeid tablette võtmata ja alkoholi tarvitamata endale und tekitada?
Eile olin terve öö üleval, täna magasin pool päeva. Tunne on aga siiski selline, et midagi produktiivset teha ei suuda, aga hetkel pole absoluutselt mitte mingit und ka.

http://www.kubija.ee/et/unekliinik

LOL niisama tuhlasin ringi ja leidsin selle ja endal ka uneprobleemid nüüd tnxhttp://est.unekliinik.ee/unisus.php

[rohelinekonn]

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Sa oled päeval liialt unine. Sinu uneprobleemid on tõsised. Oma unekvaliteedi parandamiseks vajad unearsti abi.

[Codecci]

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Mul 2-3x olnud selline periood mis kestab ca. nädal, kus iga päev magad 3-5h ja uni läinud, kuigi sitaks väsinud (mu standard 8-10h). Minu jaoks parim asi - don't worry about it. See läheb üle, kui vägisi voodis silmad kinni pressida ja und soovida siis see never ei tööta minu puhul. Passin parem arvutis ja kui tuleb uni siis tuleb, kui ei tule ei tule - ei ole maailmalõpp see mõned päevad unisena mööda saata :)

[Poke]

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M kui vägisi voodis silmad kinni pressida ja und soovida siis see never ei tööta minu puhul. Passin parem arvutis ja kui tuleb uni siis tuleb, kui ei tule ei tule - ei ole maailmalõpp see mõned päevad unisena mööda saata :)

sama, võin 3tundi ka voodis külge keerata aga magama ei jää, aga unisena lähen voodi siis silm kinni ja korras.

[Matu]

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tablad mis ilma retseptita k2tte saad ei aita ka mitta emmigi

[camu]

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This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are mar
ried or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'
Contestant: 'Brian.'
DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
Brian: 'Sara.'
DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
Brian: 'She is gonna kill me..'
DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well.....'
DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
DJ: 'Okay.. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian.. Where was it at?'
Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'
DJ: 'Uh huh...'
Brian: '....and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: 'On the kitchen table..'
DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'
(Touch tones......ringing....)
Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
Clerk: 'This is she.'
DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
Sarah: 'No.'
DJ: 'Good!'
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'
DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
DJ: 'What time?'
Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe..'
DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
Brian: 'Just tell him, honey..'
DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Well...'
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing..

Apparantly there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions

[Poke]

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tabletid on overrated. ise olen aspiriini 2x elus võtnud and thats it.

[Vandalar]

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Kuidas ilma mingeid tablette võtmata ja alkoholi tarvitamata endale und tekitada?
Eile olin terve öö üleval, täna magasin pool päeva. Tunne on aga siiski selline, et midagi produktiivset teha ei suuda, aga hetkel pole absoluutselt mitte mingit und ka.

Tund aega aeglast sörki värskes öhus hommikuti suudad enda plaanidesse suruda, siis peaksid ikka õhtuks väsinum olema. Nt. kui mina ei saa ennast füüsiliselt rakendada, siis kaob ka uni ära ja eriti kehtib see siis kui sa õpid räigelt palju, sest õppimine hoiab mõtted pidevalt pingul ja juba see hoiab ärksana ja ei lase magama jääda. Ehk siis peab oskama unustada, see on skill.

[Codecci]

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Muidu pühapäev jooksin 6.5km otsa (Paide-Türi rahvajooks), polnud 2a üldse jooksnud pmst, magasin 17h järjest järgmine öö/päev :D

[udikaz]

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This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are mar
ried or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'
Contestant: 'Brian.'
DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
Brian: 'Sara.'
DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
Brian: 'She is gonna kill me..'
DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well.....'
DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
DJ: 'Okay.. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian.. Where was it at?'
Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'
DJ: 'Uh huh...'
Brian: '....and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: 'On the kitchen table..'
DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'
(Touch tones......ringing....)
Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
Clerk: 'This is she.'
DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
Sarah: 'No.'
DJ: 'Good!'
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'
DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
DJ: 'What time?'
Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe..'
DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
Brian: 'Just tell him, honey..'
DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Well...'
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing..

Apparantly there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions

nice1

[virukunn]

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Kuidas ilma mingeid tablette võtmata ja alkoholi tarvitamata endale und tekitada?
Eile olin terve öö üleval, täna magasin pool päeva. Tunne on aga siiski selline, et midagi produktiivset teha ei suuda, aga hetkel pole absoluutselt mitte mingit und ka.

Vaata m6neda pokkeristrateegia videot ? Mdorandi omad cardrunnersist nt suht head.

[k2snakalle]

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nonii kohe kohe C kati sõidueksamile saue arki :D

[Rage]

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