*** APRILLI OFFTOPIC *** ehk märtsis algab mai.

[Tarmonator]

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Noh foorumi tsiklistid, lähme teeme mõned kiiremad ringid? Jah ma tean, et ma lubasin kodus kevadisi töid teha, aga really...vaadake ilma

[Cheating]

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Anger Management: It Really Works!

“When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know. Take it out on someone you don’t know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying “Hello.”

I politely said, “This is Rick. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?” Suddenly, a manic voice yelled out in my ear, “Get the right f***ing number!” and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the wrong number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, “You’re an a**hole!” and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word “a**hole” next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, “You’re an a**hole!” It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic a**hole calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, “Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?” He yelled “NO!” and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, “That’s because you’re an a**hole!” and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a For Sale sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first a**hole, I thought that I’d better call the BMW a**hole, too. I said, “Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?” He said, “Yes, it is.” I then asked, “Can you tell me where I can see it?” He said, “Yes, I live at 34 Oak Tree Blvd. in Fairfax. It’s a yellow ranch style house, and the car’s parked right out in front.” I asked, “What’s your name?” He said, “My name is Don Hansen.” I asked, “When’s a good time to catch you, Don?” He said, “I’m home every evening after five.” I said, “Listen, Don, can I tell you something?” He said, “Yes?” I said, “Don, you’re an a**hole!” Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two a**holes to call. Then I came up with an idea… I called a**hole #1. He said, “Hello.” I said, “You’re an a**hole!” but I didn’t hang up. He asked, “Are you still there?” I said, “Yeah!” He screamed, “Stop calling me!” I said, “Make me.” He asked, “Who are you?” I said, “My name is Don Hansen.” He said, “Yeah? Where do you live?” I said, “a**hole, I live at 34 Oak Tree Blvd. in Fairfax. A yellow ranch style home and I have a black Beamer parked in front.” He said, “I’m coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.” I said, “Yeah, like I’m really scared, a**hole” and hung up.

Then I called a**hole #2. He said, “Hello?” I said, “Hello, a**hole.” He yelled, “If I ever find out who you are…” I said, “You’ll what?” He exclaimed, “I’ll kick your ass!” I answered, “Well, a**hole, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now.”

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I was on my way over to 34 Oak Tree Blvd. in Fairfax to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 7 News about the gang war going down in Oak Tree Blvd in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch the two a**holes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew. NOW I feel much better.“

[makz]

Re: *** APRILLI OFFTOPIC *** ehk märtsis algab mai.

Noh foorumi tsiklistid, lähme teeme mõned kiiremad ringid? Jah ma tean, et ma lubasin kodus kevadisi töid teha, aga really...vaadake ilma

Võiks teha küll

[Poke]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT97X...feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAayK1CjYCI

mõlemad tüübid viljandist btw:D
Sipsik on päris andekas l0l0l0l

[Tarmonator]

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Võiks teha küll

Hiljaks jäid, ma jõudsin just Tartu - Palamuse - Jõgeva - Mustvee - Kallaste - Tartu tiirult.

[Potsataja]

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Ootan hirmuga suve. Igal nädalavahetusel mitumümmend+ korda uksele koputamine on üks asi aga kui see muutub igapäevaseks?

[ristijeesus]

Re: *** APRILLI OFFTOPIC *** ehk märtsis algab mai.

Paigalda uksekell.

[Potsataja]

Re: *** APRILLI OFFTOPIC *** ehk märtsis algab mai.

No ty, koputamiseks on oluliselt rohkem energiat vaja kulutada, kui uksekella helistamiseks. Lisaks need tüübid, kes uksekellani veel ei ulatu, koputavad nkn.

[qbj0hn]

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Koputa vastu.

[alaska]

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Ootan hirmuga suve. Igal nädalavahetusel mitumümmend+ korda uksele koputamine on üks asi aga kui see muutub igapäevaseks?

Müüd salaviina?

[Potsataja]

Re: *** APRILLI OFFTOPIC *** ehk märtsis algab mai.

Siis ootaks rõõmuga õigeid koputamisi ja hirmuga valet moodi koputamist.

[con]

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küta läbi ukse molli

[marxiku]

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Ega kellelgi pole juhuslikult jäänud seisma FT moneyclippi, mida ta ei kasuta?
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Heas korras mc ostaks ära.

alternatiiv :D

(Klõpsa sisu nägemiseks / peitmiseks)

[KristjanLaas]

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"An icon in the world of poker...He is one of the most inspirational and encouraging players on the circuit today, admired for his disciplined play...."

Kui nüüd mitte googeldada teksti, siis mõista-mõista kellest jutt?

[fyte]

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Hellmuth obv.

(Klõpsa sisu nägemiseks / peitmiseks)

Aga kui päriselt pakkuda, siis Galfond tundub hea match olevat.