***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

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  • leits
    Hundinui
    • Apr 2009
    • 9562

    #196
    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    lutsu lutsu tasu

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    • Codecci
      Luuramas Naisteturniire
      • Nov 2008
      • 7574

      #197
      Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

      Keegi betti homsele UFC-le tahab panna, Brock Lesnar vs Shane Carwin matšile? 1-10K vahemikus, ma võtan Brock Lesnari :D

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      • imthcplant
        Grinder
        • Sep 2009
        • 737

        #198
        Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

        Fhk U keegi Holland Brasil võttis vastu... Kõik 50$-100$ oleksin vastu võtnud panusega mina Hollandile...

        Btw keegi 10$ saab starsi teha esmaspäev or homme teen ülekande ??? Kiire...

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        • Ghost0
          Vana Tegija
          • Oct 2008
          • 1335

          #199
          Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

          lol...kustutasin just mozilla ikooni start menust ja taskbarilt ära et mängimise ajal foorumisse ei tuleks, aga ikkagi jõudsin kuidagi siia...müstika :D

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          • imthcplant
            Grinder
            • Sep 2009
            • 737

            #200
            Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

            Tahte jõud or nõia ints ;D

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            • IamAllin
              Pokkerihai
              • Aug 2009
              • 1653

              #201
              Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

              Päris palju sünnipäevi täna :)

              Palju õnne hoss23, mihkel88, mandre ja mina ise heh :)
              Et täna käed peaks ja suckoudid tuleks lol...

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              • Ghost0
                Vana Tegija
                • Oct 2008
                • 1335

                #202
                Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

                Palju õnne kõigile :)

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                • imthcplant
                  Grinder
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 737

                  #203
                  Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

                  Õnne teile kõigile kuid HOSS23 mängis 50 prosa enda aktsiaid mu silmis maha enda ühe postitusega... ilselt ühe viimase postitusega...aga ma ei ole kuri inimene... lihtsalt pead end uuesti tõestama minu silmis :)

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                  • WeThePeople
                    Vana Tegija
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 1163

                    #204
                    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

                    Hea rakebackiga ja fishine pokkerituba? Aitäh.

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                    • imthcplant
                      Grinder
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 737

                      #205
                      Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

                      Ok Coca kui vahid siis andesta ma sleepi... Homme peab merele kihutama kaatriga :D...

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                      • pikk28
                        Klubi Liige
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 6695

                        #206
                        Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

                        Algselt postitas imthcplant Vaata postitust
                        Õnne teile kõigile kuid HOSS23 mängis 50 prosa enda aktsiaid mu silmis maha enda ühe postitusega... ilselt ühe viimase postitusega...aga ma ei ole kuri inimene... lihtsalt pead end uuesti tõestama minu silmis :)
                        ja kes sina oled, et peaks sinu silmis end tõestama? lol.

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                        • $$$
                          Vana Tegija
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 1072

                          #207
                          Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

                          keegi aidata saab? mul kaheksaks vaja 350 eeki, saaksin full tilti vastu anda 35 dol


                          PALUN! :) .

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                          • jrgn hell
                            Klubi Liige
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 3328

                            #208
                            Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

                            koristasin kaustu puhatamaks vanast pasast ja leidsin legendaarse harrrri jutu.

                            Panen uuesti, sest vb keegi pole näinud ja imo kõlbab uuesti ka lugeda.


                            #642195 +(6612)- [X]

                            sweet17: Hi
                            bloodninja: hello
                            bloodninja: who is this?
                            sweet17: just a someone?
                            bloodninja: A someone I know?
                            sweet17: nope
                            bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
                            sweet17: well sorrrrrry
                            sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
                            bloodninja: why?
                            sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
                            bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
                            sweet17: yes?
                            bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
                            sweet17: paranoid?
                            bloodninja: yes
                            sweet17: of what?
                            sweet17: me?
                            bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
                            sweet17: LOL
                            bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
                            bloodninja: This shit is serious!
                            sweet17: What are you hiding from?
                            bloodninja: The cops.
                            sweet17: gimme a fucking break
                            bloodninja: I’m serious.
                            sweet17: I don’t get it
                            bloodninja: The cops are after me.
                            sweet17: For what?
                            bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
                            sweet17: For???
                            bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
                            bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
                            bloodninja: Hello?
                            sweet17: You are fucking sick.
                            bloodninja: Send me your picture.
                            sweet17: why?
                            bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
                            sweet17: One of what?
                            bloodninja: The cops.
                            sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
                            bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
                            sweet17: hold on
                            bloodninja: Hurry up.
                            bloodninja: Are you there?
                            bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
                            sweet17: Hey sorry
                            sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
                            bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
                            bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
                            bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
                            sweet17: thats not it
                            bloodninja: Then what?
                            sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
                            bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
                            sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
                            bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
                            sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
                            bloodninja: Just send it through here.
                            sweet17: alright *PIC*
                            sweet17: Did you get it?
                            bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
                            sweet17: That was me back in may
                            sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
                            bloodninja: I hope so
                            sweet17: what?!?
                            sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
                            bloodninja: Did it?
                            sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
                            bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
                            sweet17: yes
                            bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
                            sweet17: kks
                            bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
                            sweet17: this isn’t you.
                            bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
                            sweet17: You don’t look like that.
                            bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
                            sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
                            bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
                            bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
                            sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
                            bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
                            bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
                            sweet17: Go fuck yourself
                            bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
                            bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
                            sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
                            sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
                            sweet17: you hurt me.
                            bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
                            sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
                            bloodninja: Why would I do that?
                            sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
                            bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
                            sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
                            bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
                            sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
                            sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
                            sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
                            bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
                            sweet17: No you aren’t
                            bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
                            bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
                            sweet17: I’m done with you
                            bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
                            sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
                            bloodninja: Wait a sec
                            bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
                            bloodninja: Wanna start over?
                            sweet17: No
                            bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
                            sweet17: You’ll what?
                            bloodninja: You heard me.
                            bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
                            sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
                            bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
                            sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
                            bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
                            bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
                            sweet17: Like what?
                            bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
                            sweet17: I don’t know
                            bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
                            sweet17: I’m afraid to
                            bloodninja: Why?
                            sweet17: cause
                            bloodninja: cause why?
                            sweet17: well lets see
                            sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
                            sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
                            bloodninja: Nope
                            sweet17: well its strange to me
                            bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
                            sweet17: I didn’t say that
                            bloodninja: So is that a yes?
                            sweet17: I guess so.
                            bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
                            bloodninja: Are you willing?
                            sweet17: What do you need me to do?
                            bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
                            sweet17: ???
                            bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
                            bloodninja: ok?
                            bloodninja: Hello?
                            sweet17: You can’t be serious
                            bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
                            bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
                            sweet17: this is retarded
                            bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
                            sweet17: Yes I want it.
                            bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
                            sweet17: sure
                            bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
                            bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
                            bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
                            bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
                            bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
                            sweet17: mmmm yeah
                            bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
                            sweet17: Har
                            bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
                            bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
                            sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
                            bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
                            bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
                            bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
                            bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
                            sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
                            bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
                            bloodninja: going limp
                            sweet17: HARRRRRRR
                            bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
                            bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
                            bloodninja: going limp
                            sweet17: this is stupid
                            bloodninja: …still limp
                            bloodninja: Do it!
                            sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
                            bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
                            bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
                            bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
                            sweet17: WTF?!?!?
                            bloodninja: They stink really bad.
                            sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
                            bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
                            bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
                            bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
                            sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
                            bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
                            bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
                            bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
                            sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
                            bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
                            bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
                            bloodninja: …going limp again.
                            bloodninja: Hello?
                            bloodninja: Say it!
                            bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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                            • nikitheone
                              Mr. Puujalg
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 6446

                              #209
                              Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

                              @variatsioon http://ester.nlib.ee peaks olema raamatukogude e-kataloog, otsi sealt raamatuid. mediteerimise koha pealt sa pead täpsustama, mida sa tahad
                              &quot;Money doesn&#39;t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.&quot; <br />Arnold Schwarzenegger

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                              • inward
                                Klubi Liige
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 6275

                                #210
                                Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

                                Hommik Niki, mis möllad nii vara ? :D


                                пярну here i come.

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