***MÄRTSI OFFTOPIC*** [ Rankal on suured tissid ]

[ranka]

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Poker Stars $100+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t3500/t7000 Blinds + t875 - 7 players - View hand 568751
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

TrollAwaken (MP): t142853 M = 8.59
highdro420 (CO): t76117 M = 4.58
Hero (BTN): t87444 M = 5.26
tollgate (SB): t522741 M = 31.44
J.F.MmmmmK (BB): t84255 M = 5.07
gank (UTG): t94917 M = 5.71
zeldaps28 (UTG+1): t203673 M = 12.25

Pre Flop: (t16625) Hero is BTN with T T
4 folds, Hero raises to t86569 all in, 1 fold, J.F.MmmmmK calls t76380 all in

Flop: (t176385) 2 J 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Hero says "T", Hero says "T", Hero says "T", Hero says "T", Hero says "T", Hero says "T", Hero says "TT", Hero says "T", Hero says "T", Hero says "T"

Turn: (t176385) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)
Hero says "T", Hero says "T", Hero says "T", Hero says "K", Hero says "K", Hero says "K", Hero says "K", Hero says "K", Hero says "K"

River: (t176385) K (2 players - 2 are all in)
Hero says "K", Hero says "K", Hero says "K"

Final Pot: t176385
Hero shows T T (a straight, Nine to King)
J.F.MmmmmK shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins t176385

[Godspeed_EJ]

Re: ***MÄRTSI OFFTOPIC*** [ Rankal on suured tissid ]

hahhaaaa....nh sir

[speedi]

Re: ***MÄRTSI OFFTOPIC*** [ Rankal on suured tissid ]

Aiaiai, mille otsa me nüüd lendasime.

Aga tubli siiski.

[ranka]

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Poker Stars $100+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t4000/t8000 Blinds + t1000 - 5 players - View hand 568755
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

TrollAwaken (CO): t144853 M = 8.52
Hero (BTN): t162949 M = 9.59
tollgate (SB): t618083 M = 36.36
gank (BB): t85917 M = 5.05
zeldaps28 (UTG): t200198 M = 11.78

Pre Flop: (t17000) Hero is BTN with J A
tollgate says "easy game really", zeldaps28 raises to t18880, 1 fold, Hero calls t18880, 2 folds

Flop: (t54760) 5 J A (2 players)
zeldaps28 checks, Hero bets t22222, zeldaps28 calls t22222

Turn: (t99204) T (2 players)
zeldaps28 checks, gank says "red is if you executed them", gank says "grey is drive bys", Hero bets t120847 all in, zeldaps28 calls t120847

River: (t340898) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t340898
Hero shows J A (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
zeldaps28 shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
zeldaps28 wins t340898

[qjet]

Re: ***MÄRTSI OFFTOPIC*** [ Rankal on suured tissid ]

Kes eile ei näinud "Kõik Mängus!" saadet siis see on laetud klambri lehele: http://www.pokkerivideod.com/?page=koikmangus

väga jube oli see esimene osa ikka.

[vMario]

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Väga hea thread :D
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...r-life-677240/

naer guaranteed

hea teema, tnx

2 years ago I needed new glasses and to buy them they give you a free eye test for the prescription of the lens.

Doctor says ' Do you read or use a computer a lot?'
me 'I read and I also use the computer a lot'
him 'word processing and surfing, or additional strain on the eyes'
me 'Well I play a little online poker sometimes'
him 'ok, well lets see how your eyes are'

He then switches off the lights and I do the 'please read the lines test. He says 'read the 2nd line please'
The 2nd line has a 3 K J 2. So I obviously say, 'Three, King, Jack, Deuce' I had no idea what I said was wrong until he looked at me and said 'A little poker?' Then I clued in.

no lol küll

[raaids]

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mitmendaks ranka jäi ja palju võitis?

[speedi]

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mitmendaks ranka jäi ja palju võitis?

You finish the tournament in 5th place. A USD 2,383.60 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

[ranka]

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hea teema, tnx

2 years ago I needed new glasses and to buy them they give you a free eye test for the prescription of the lens.

Doctor says ' Do you read or use a computer a lot?'
me 'I read and I also use the computer a lot'
him 'word processing and surfing, or additional strain on the eyes'
me 'Well I play a little online poker sometimes'
him 'ok, well lets see how your eyes are'

He then switches off the lights and I do the 'please read the lines test. He says 'read the 2nd line please'
The 2nd line has a 3 K J 2. So I obviously say, 'Three, King, Jack, Deuce' I had no idea what I said was wrong until he looked at me and said 'A little poker?' Then I clued in.

no lol küll

hahahahhahahaha

[pastilaa]

Re: ***MÄRTSI OFFTOPIC*** [ Rankal on suured tissid ]

Railijate sõimamine pole ilus Ranka - eriti kui ise ärgitad rahvast railima!

[ranka]

Re: ***MÄRTSI OFFTOPIC*** [ Rankal on suured tissid ]

Kea ma sõimasin?

[pastilaa]

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Kui ma sind toetama asusin, ähvardasid AIDSihaiged uksetaha saata! Siiamaani kardan ja käin uksesilmast piilumas...

[ranka]

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No AIDShaiged on alati positiivsed ja toovad külakosti, mitte tavalised kodukäijad või haigused, kes uksi paugutades tuppa tulevad ning vorsti kah tahavad. Seega peace, kõik ogens-dogens, lase see rihm ikka nats lõdvemaks siis ei pruugigi liiga sügavale südamesse minna ja nii valus olla :P

[vMario]

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MUTT

[speedi]

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Mingi tunnike pidi maas olema.