Re: Pokkeripro Taimaal
2+2 lahe post
2+2 lahe post
Robbed by hooker
Ill start by saying despite enjoying a good degen I dont indulge in hookers, In Thai(at least in Phuket) its almost like you need to chat up the hooker, which just shouldnt be part of the payment process. You can even get rejected by a hooker, wtf? Afaik the deal is, go over to hot Asian, ask to buy her a drink, then spend an hour of your time speaking broken English to a whore before arranging a price to leave.
So anyways, was spending a couple of days Karon, Went to the kata bars for drinks, despite this still ended up drinking back in good old Patong within the hour, downside to this means chances of getting a girl back are extinguished. Aint no way im taking a girl 20 minutes away, getting rid of her/taking her home hungover the next day would just be too much hassle. The night wears on and I dive into degen horn mode, and convince myself if I just go to the Kata bars again, Ill be able to get a girl there.
I make the trip and arrive to find them closed, but one "Chang Club" still open, had ~10 girls, a **** DJ, and some 70's disco lights, perfect! I get myself a drink and play the waiting game.
A girl comes over and starts to chat, it must be about 5am so the chat is fairly too the point, shes small, with a good body(asian ldo), and avg-poor in the face(comeon its 5am). She has her own drink, says we can go back to hers, and can give me a lift If I want. This ones a no brainer, no drink to buy and I can sneak off in the morning.
We arrive at a den, the door gets forced open, this place smells like the great depression, there is no working light, its just a dark room with a stained uncovered mattress on the floor, am I really going to do this? She tells me thats not her bed she sleeps upstairs(thank god). Arrive at the upgrade, 2 mattress' on the floor, uncovered again, sexy. We jump into "bed" and get started, she then pulls away and says "You pay me 2k?", Bitch, shes like a hooker spider, got me in her web knowing I wont be able to wriggle out, But we are in bed so... 2k is lolworthy, but we agree on 1k(£20, still ripped off but I do feel sorry for her). Almost exactly as the money is exchanged, the front door slams, ****, so this is how people get kidnapped.
Its her sister, who sleeps on mattress 2. She tells me to go outside while she explains to her sister, at this point I'm thinking I've hit the degen motherload, 2 sister whores in a crack den.
No such luck, after 5 mins she comes out and just says "Ok then bye "
Ill start by saying despite enjoying a good degen I dont indulge in hookers, In Thai(at least in Phuket) its almost like you need to chat up the hooker, which just shouldnt be part of the payment process. You can even get rejected by a hooker, wtf? Afaik the deal is, go over to hot Asian, ask to buy her a drink, then spend an hour of your time speaking broken English to a whore before arranging a price to leave.
So anyways, was spending a couple of days Karon, Went to the kata bars for drinks, despite this still ended up drinking back in good old Patong within the hour, downside to this means chances of getting a girl back are extinguished. Aint no way im taking a girl 20 minutes away, getting rid of her/taking her home hungover the next day would just be too much hassle. The night wears on and I dive into degen horn mode, and convince myself if I just go to the Kata bars again, Ill be able to get a girl there.
I make the trip and arrive to find them closed, but one "Chang Club" still open, had ~10 girls, a **** DJ, and some 70's disco lights, perfect! I get myself a drink and play the waiting game.
A girl comes over and starts to chat, it must be about 5am so the chat is fairly too the point, shes small, with a good body(asian ldo), and avg-poor in the face(comeon its 5am). She has her own drink, says we can go back to hers, and can give me a lift If I want. This ones a no brainer, no drink to buy and I can sneak off in the morning.
We arrive at a den, the door gets forced open, this place smells like the great depression, there is no working light, its just a dark room with a stained uncovered mattress on the floor, am I really going to do this? She tells me thats not her bed she sleeps upstairs(thank god). Arrive at the upgrade, 2 mattress' on the floor, uncovered again, sexy. We jump into "bed" and get started, she then pulls away and says "You pay me 2k?", Bitch, shes like a hooker spider, got me in her web knowing I wont be able to wriggle out, But we are in bed so... 2k is lolworthy, but we agree on 1k(£20, still ripped off but I do feel sorry for her). Almost exactly as the money is exchanged, the front door slams, ****, so this is how people get kidnapped.
Its her sister, who sleeps on mattress 2. She tells me to go outside while she explains to her sister, at this point I'm thinking I've hit the degen motherload, 2 sister whores in a crack den.
No such luck, after 5 mins she comes out and just says "Ok then bye "
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