"Yes" thread

[RudiTurbo]

Re: "Yes" thread

50m vabalt 26.3 !

See annab lootust veel kunagi tulevikus hästi ujuda !

[marguzz22]

Re: "Yes" thread

Kuidas ÕE murdsid?

ma ei tea õppisin ja joppas, teema oli suht raske ta küsis ulme asju aga pani E ära

[mihkel88]

Re: "Yes" thread

prima dongid on viimase paari k käe jooksul mu vastu võimetud olnud... ma jooksen nagu noor jumal...YES!


edit...kohe pärast seda posti sain trio kuuturniiril rahad sisse AdQd2 flopil QQga, vastas AsKd ja tuli see runner mast talle ära:)

[kollane]

Re: "Yes" thread

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:D

[jrgn hell]

Re: "Yes" thread

Silveri kanali pealt tuleb praegu 3 tunnine dokfilm koomikute kõige rõvedamast naljast, mis rohkem nagu impronali ja pole eriti naljakas, aga see on neil kultusstaatuses sellepärast, et saab laval kõigets rääkida. Nali siis selline:
TUleb mees talendiotsija/agendi juurde ja koptub uksele. Astub sisse ja küsib:
Tere, kas ma saaksin ühets uuest kavast rääkdia, mida olen plaaninud
Jah, aga räägi ruttu
Nii, selles osaleme terve perega - mina, naine, poeg , tütar ja koer. Me tuleme kõik lavale, ülikondades ja ballikleitides. Laulame ja siis võtame ennast paljakas ja mina kepin naist ja poeg kepib tütart, siis vahetame, nii, et mina kepin koera, tütar kepib ema ja poeg situb ämbrisse vedelat sitta, mida ta siis ämbrist meie peale mäkerdab. Siis kastame koera sita sisse ja viskame publikusse koertemaiustusi, samal ajal taovad pere naised meil pihku ja meie pojaga üritame esimese rea rahvale pihta lasta. Ja siis lõpuks Situme kõik lava ääre peale ja hakkame jalgadega seda laiali kiirelt lööma.
Päris ekstreemne kava, aga mis selle nimi on?
"Aristokraadid"


terve film, teevad varjatsioone sellest

[mihkel88]

Re: "Yes" thread

see on väga vana nali muidu juba... gilbert gottfriedi esituses meeldis ta mulle ;D

[virx747]

Re: "Yes" thread

Kohe, nagu range tiba lõdvemaks lased, hakkab tulema 8)
Samas hea näide, kuidas pole mõtet KK mängida, mis siis, et steali vastu.


$0.1/$0.2 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG+1 ($4.88)
MP1 ($1.89)
MP2 ($5.90)
MP3 ($20.30)
CO ($15.09)
Hero (BTN) ($24.57)
SB ($5.98)
BB ($42.22)

Pre-flop: ($0.30, 9 players) Hero is BTN 6 3
5 folds, Hero raises to $0.80, 2 folds, BB calls $0.60

Flop: 3 9 5 ($1.70, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.70, BB calls $1.70

Turn: 3 ($5.10, 2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

River: 3 ($17.10, 2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero raises to $16.07, BB calls $14.07

Final Pot: $49.24
Hero shows: 6 3
BB shows: K K

Hero wins $47.74 ( won +$23.17 )
BB lost -$24.57

[Metsapull]

Re: "Yes" thread

Nädalavahetuse hommikupoolikud on ikka head ajad. Täna siis 1000 kätt kuskil ning peaaegu +4 buyini.

Party Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 25438
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

CO: $23.75
BTN: $25.00
SB: $31.30
BB: $6.10
Hero (UTG): $26.25
UTG+1: $25.00
UTG+2: $27.20
MP1: $43.30
MP2: $31.60

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 4 4
Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, MP2 calls $1, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 5 J 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, MP2 calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.35) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25

River: ($11.85) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $10.25, Hero calls $10.25

Final Pot: $32.35
Hero shows 4 4
MP2 shows K Q
Hero wins $30.80
(Rake: $1.55)

Party Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 25439
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP2: $25.00
CO: $43.40
BTN: $24.15
Hero (SB): $51.75
BB: $15.35
UTG: $15.80
UTG+1: $19.60
MP1: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 8 8
6 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.50) 4 5 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, BB raises to $3, Hero raises to $28.50, BB calls $11.60 all in

Turn: ($30.70) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($30.70) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $30.70
Hero shows 8 8
BB shows 3 2
Hero wins $15.30
Hero wins $13.90
(Rake: $1.50)

[alaska]

Re: "Yes" thread

Nädalavahetuse hommikupoolikud on ikka head ajad. Täna siis 1000 kätt kuskil ning peaaegu +4 buyini.

Party Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 25438
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

CO: $23.75
BTN: $25.00
SB: $31.30
BB: $6.10
Hero (UTG): $26.25
UTG+1: $25.00
UTG+2: $27.20
MP1: $43.30
MP2: $31.60

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 4 4
Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, MP2 calls $1, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 5 J 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, MP2 calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.35) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25

River: ($11.85) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $10.25, Hero calls $10.25

Final Pot: $32.35
Hero shows 4 4
MP2 shows K Q
Hero wins $30.80
(Rake: $1.55)

Kõige kergem koht blufi läbinägemiseks, scarecard tuleb lauda ja vastane paneb poti. Kui ta nüüd viite esindas, siis küll väga halvasti, ma olen alati ära callinud sellised betid ja pole veel kaotanud. Nice call.

[BuildUp]

Re: "Yes" thread

Nädalavahetuse hommikupoolikud on ikka head ajad. Täna siis 1000 kätt kuskil ning peaaegu +4 buyini.

Party Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 25438
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

CO: $23.75
BTN: $25.00
SB: $31.30
BB: $6.10
Hero (UTG): $26.25
UTG+1: $25.00
UTG+2: $27.20
MP1: $43.30
MP2: $31.60

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 4 4
Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, MP2 calls $1, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 5 J 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, MP2 calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.35) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25

River: ($11.85) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $10.25, Hero calls $10.25

Final Pot: $32.35
Hero shows 4 4
MP2 shows K Q
Hero wins $30.80
(Rake: $1.55)

Party Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 25439
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP2: $25.00
CO: $43.40
BTN: $24.15
Hero (SB): $51.75
BB: $15.35
UTG: $15.80
UTG+1: $19.60
MP1: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 8 8
6 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.50) 4 5 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, BB raises to $3, Hero raises to $28.50, BB calls $11.60 all in

Turn: ($30.70) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($30.70) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $30.70
Hero shows 8 8
BB shows 3 2
Hero wins $15.30
Hero wins $13.90
(Rake: $1.50)

Mune on. ;D

[masterpuppet]

Re: "Yes" thread

haha, ei pannud ise turnis tähele, et rea sain, vaatasin telekat.

$0.05/0.10 Omaha Cash Games, 10 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
tontsa74 (BB): $15.10
Megamagomed (UTG+1): $2.04
othuyachu (MP1): $9.85
bluffy_79 (MP2): $16.23
x_ALI-BABA (MP3): $8.90
mastapupa (MP4): $15.56
mow3r (CO): $14.30
kardhall (Button): $10
Nik871 (UTG): $2.60
xray_ff (SB): $1.90

Dealt to mastapupa A Q

Pre-flop:
(4 folds), mastapupa raises to $.50, (4 folds), tontsa74 calls $.40

Flop: ($1.05) K T T (2 Players)
tontsa74 checks, mastapupa bets $.70, tontsa74 calls $.70

Turn: ($2.45) J (2 Players)
tontsa74 checks, mastapupa checks

River: ($2.45) J (2 Players)
tontsa74 bets $13.90, (1 folds)

Results:
tontsa74 Showed T T
tontsa74 wins $16.33

[-andres-]

Re: "Yes" thread

Eilne päev ja Maraton oli suurte tähtedega fail, panin sinna posti ka kuidas annab ala 200 käega 6BI kukkuda, probleemideta.

Täna siis leevendust haavadele.
NL30

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[ESTPatrick]

Re: "Yes" thread

Esimene tonnine pot



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($787)
CO ($516)
ESTPatrick (Button) ($600)
SB ($600)
BB ($609)
UTG ($846.65)

Preflop: ESTPatrick is Button with 8[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img], 10[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img]
1 fold, MP raises to $18, CO calls $18, ESTPatrick calls $18, 1 fold, BB calls $12

Flop: ($75) 8[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], 2[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img], J[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, MP bets $42, 1 fold, ESTPatrick raises to $110, 1 fold, MP raises to $282, ESTPatrick raises to $582 (All-In), MP calls $300

Turn: ($1239) 5[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1239) Q[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $1239 | Rake: $3

Results:
ESTPatrick had 8[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img], 10[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img] (flush, Jack high).
MP had 2[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: ESTPatrick won $1236

[lenC]

Re: "Yes" thread

congratz! Ja kindlasti eksta stiilipunktid, kuna tegu on suckoudiga :D

[ESTPatrick]

Re: "Yes" thread

congratz! Ja kindlasti eksta stiilipunktid, kuna tegu on suckoudiga :D

standard moove, keegi ei foldi siin. Veel vähem mina.