***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

[ranka]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Türi ja Paide nahui. Korteris on veeuputus ja san tehnikud panevad tina pühapäeval. Tra, kogu vannituba ujub. Varsti hakkab penskaritel lagi läbi tilkuma, hammmmmmmmm. Fucking siugtoru raisk...

WOW! That's definitely beat.

[vennike]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

(eba)korrektselt maha pandud JJ

http://www.pokerhand.org/?4132496

[lauriiii]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Jube tiltis praegu,et starsi sunday 1/4 milj. turnalt lendasin mingi 350-nd koha pealt välja. >:(
Viimasel tunnil oli kaardijooks täiesti null ja jäin lõpuks eriti shortiks. Sain KJs SB-l ja A4 muidugi kikkis mind välja. >:(

[RudiTurbo]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Jube tilt on, et pidevalt tahaks midagi näksida. Aga kust ma öösel võtan, lähen röövin ühikakaaslaste külmkappe? ;D

Tuleks mingi auhind välja panna inimesele, kes leiutab tegevuse nagu suitsetamine, mis on tervislik või siis sellise toiduaine, mida annab pidevalt vaixelt sisse süüa, kuid mitte paxux minna ;D

[Fortune]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Jube tilt on, et pidevalt tahaks midagi näksida. Aga kust ma öösel võtan, lähen röövin ühikakaaslaste külmkappe? ;D

Tuleks mingi auhind välja panna inimesele, kes leiutab tegevuse nagu suitsetamine, mis on tervislik või siis sellise toiduaine, mida annab pidevalt vaixelt sisse süüa, kuid mitte paxux minna ;D

pähklid

[lauriiii]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

või näri sihvkasi :D

[ranka]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Jube tilt on, et pidevalt tahaks midagi näksida. Aga kust ma öösel võtan, lähen röövin ühikakaaslaste külmkappe? ;D

Tuleks mingi auhind välja panna inimesele, kes leiutab tegevuse nagu suitsetamine, mis on tervislik või siis sellise toiduaine, mida annab pidevalt vaixelt sisse süüa, kuid mitte paxux minna ;D

Söö teiste inimeste närve!

[rohelinekonn]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

pähklid

pähklites peaks just olema suht palju kaloreid

[Fortune]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

pähklites peaks just olema suht palju kaloreid

ma olen just vastupidist kuulnud

[Svenza]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Ma mäletan paari aasta taguseid jutte, kui Svenza olevat oma korteri segi peksnud, sest talle tõmmati 1$ buyiniga 7studi turnal suckout. Suure märatsemise peale kutsusid naabrid talle politsei.
Ütleme nii, et Svenza on selliseks sündinud ja miski seda vana räuskavat kala enam muuda.

Edit:
Ja siis loomulikult tuli meelde seik, kui ma paari sõbraga treffis pokkerit käisime mängimas. Samal päeval olid sinna ka mingid maletajad ilmunud kaarte taguma. Svenza ja teised maletajad olid OBV üsna täis ennast kaaninud, nii et üks veidi paksem vend oli juba tugitooli ära vajunud, silmad kinni. Iga natukese aja tagant kui Svenzal jälle igavus peale tükkis läks ta selle vaese mehe juurde ja äsas talle kõhtu ja irnus näkku. Pärast kui mäng lõppes ja kõik treffi ette kogunesid toimus paras mortal kombat. Svenza demonstreeris oma imenippe selle purupurjus kiilaka 40ndates maletaja peal. Mees ei saanud midagi arugi kui jälle jalga või käega kõhtu sai...
Ütleme nii, et Svenzat kõrvalt vaadatas on paras kino garanteeritud.

Tähendab, ma ei tea kust sa selliseid jutte kuulnud oled, aga mina pole ühtegi korterit kunagi segi peksnud. Ja mulle pole kunagi politseid kutsutud. Ma arvan et Mürakas ajas paska nagu tavaliselt või sa ajasid siis kaks lugu segamini. Mürakale tuli ükskord politsei sisse sest ta oli koomas ja magas parasjagu, aga oli muusika mängima jätnud ja obv. kõllid põhjas. Ja sekundiga väänati käed ära ka kohe selja taha.
Ja see kiilakas on rahvusvaheline suurmeister, mitmekordne Eesti meister ja korduvalt olümpial käinud... Ja ta on 25 või 26, mitte 40... ::D:D:D:D:D:D ROFL @ 40 aastane kiilakas vanamees :)
Tra mis asju inimesed mäletavad ikka :)

[lenC]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG ($100)
MP ($116.75)
Button ($100)
SB ($103.75)
Hero (BB) ($139.45)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, A
1 fold, MP bets $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2.50, Hero raises $12, MP calls $10, 1 fold

Flop: ($29) J, 2, 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $15.80, MP calls $15.80

Turn: ($60.60) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $23, MP calls $23

River: ($106.60) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $64.95 (All-In), Hero calls $64.95

Total pot: $236.50

Results:
Hero had J, A (one pair, Jacks).
MP had 7, 7 (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: MP won $234.50




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[Rage]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

kaks kätt järjest samas lauas sama vastase vastu.. tõmbas riverisse mu käe surnuks..

Party Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

jenovaswitness (UTG+1): $40.93
Remlali (UTG+2): $18.18
rebecca01 (MP1): $4.06
KingLouie (MP2): $17.30
Oswegonia (CO): $25.65
thienhavodich (BTN): $13.83
johnmadbag (SB): $43.32
brucey007 (BB): $20.80
Hero (UTG): $20.40

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 8 8
Hero raises to $0.75, 5 folds, thienhavodich raises to $1.55, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.80

Flop: ($3.45) 3 4 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, thienhavodich bets $2.05, Hero calls $2.05

Turn: ($7.55) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, thienhavodich bets $2.05, Hero raises to $16.80, thienhavodich calls $8.18 all in

River: ($28.01) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $28.01
thienhavodich shows A J
Hero shows 8 8
thienhavodich wins $26.61
(Rake: $1.40)

Party Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

jenovaswitness (UTG): $40.93
Remlali (UTG+1): $18.18
rebecca01 (UTG+2): $4.06
KingLouie (MP1): $17.30
Oswegonia (MP2): $25.65
thienhavodich (CO): $26.61
johnmadbag (BTN): $43.22
brucey007 (SB): $20.55
Hero (BB): $6.57

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with J A
jenovaswitness calls $0.25, 2 folds, KingLouie raises to $1.19, 1 fold, thienhavodich calls $1.19, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.57, 2 folds, thienhavodich calls $5.38

Flop: ($14.68) A Q K (2 players)

Turn: ($14.68) 8 (2 players)

River: ($14.68) 7 (2 players)

Final Pot: $14.68
thienhavodich shows 7 7
Hero shows J A
thienhavodich wins $13.98
(Rake: $0.70)

nähh.. sittagi kolm on kohtu seadus, ehk veel üks kord...

Party Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

WaimanaloSlim (BTN): $23.75
Remlali (SB): $17.58
KingLouie (BB): $12.96
Oswegonia (UTG): $23.95
thienhavodich (UTG+1): $38.22
johnmadbag (MP1): $43.87
brucey007 (MP2): $21.10
Hero (CO): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with A J
1 fold, thienhavodich calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, thienhavodich calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) A 3 5 (2 players)
thienhavodich checks, Hero bets $1.75, thienhavodich calls $1.75

Turn: ($6.35) Q (2 players)
thienhavodich checks, Hero bets $5.00, thienhavodich calls $5

River: ($16.35) 5 (2 players)
thienhavodich checks, Hero bets $9.00, thienhavodich raises to $30.22, Hero calls $8 all in

Final Pot: $50.35
thienhavodich shows 5 8
Hero shows A J
thienhavodich wins $35.63
(Rake: $14.72)

kokku siis täna -3BI ja kuu läks miinusesse.. :-\

[Tupsik]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Päris tore sessioon - 93,2%,90% ja 84,1% pikki peput.

Absolute/UB Cereus No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (8 handed) - Absolute/UB Cereus Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($10.31)
Hero (SB) ($22.03)
BB ($10.23)
UTG ($17.93)
UTG+1 ($10.54)
MP1 ($19.12)
MP2 ($3.94)
CO ($19.55)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, A
5 folds, Button bets $0.30, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, Button calls $0.70

Flop: ($2.10) 5, 3, Q (2 players)
Hero bets $1.10, Button calls $1.10

Turn: ($4.30) A (2 players)
Hero bets $2.20, Button raises to $8.21 (All-In), Hero calls $6.01

River: ($20.72) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $20.72 | Rake: $1.03

Results:
Button had 8, A (two pair, Aces and eights).
Hero had K, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Button won $19.69

Absolute/UB Cereus No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - Absolute/UB Cereus Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($9.95)
Hero (SB) ($19.70)
BB ($26.11)
UTG ($9.35)
UTG+1 ($9.80)
MP1 ($8.83)
MP2 ($3.50)
MP3 ($9.25)
CO ($4.91)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K
1 fold, UTG+1 bets $0.40, 5 folds, Hero raises to $1.30, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.90

Flop: ($2.70) 3, 6, 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $1, UTG+1 raises to $3.60, Hero raises to $9, UTG+1 calls $4.90 (All-In)

Turn: ($19.70) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($19.70) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $19.70 | Rake: $0.98

Results:
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and fives).
UTG+1 had J, J (full house, Jacks over fives).
Outcome: UTG+1 won $18.72

Absolute/UB Cereus No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - Absolute/UB Cereus Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($20.09)
SB ($34.65)
Hero (BB) ($20)
UTG ($7.94)
UTG+1 ($14.50)
MP1 ($25.78)
MP2 ($3.40)
MP3 ($9.57)
CO ($1.84)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 7
3 folds, MP2 bets $0.20, 4 folds, Hero calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.45) K, 4, Q (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.22, Hero calls $0.22

Turn: ($0.89) J (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.89, Hero raises to $1.78, MP2 raises to $2.98 (All-In), Hero calls $1.20

River: ($6.85) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $6.85 | Rake: $0.34

Results:
Hero had 9, 7 (flush, King high).
MP2 had K, A (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: MP2 won $6.51

[antnx]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Turn oli misclick. kah veel.

Absolute Poker, $0.10/0.25 Hold'em Cash Games, 6 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
THRASHER_360 (UTG): $9.35
MISHICO3333 (UTG+1): $83.38
LEAVEUBEHIND (CO): $27.16
ANTNXX (Button): $50.70
ALTLOVEBOY20 (SB): $22.28
DUIJF (BB): $87.41

Dealt to ANTNXX K K

Pre-flop:
THRASHER_360 calls $.25, (2 folds), ANTNXX raises to $1.35, (1 folds), DUIJF calls $1.10, (1 folds)

Flop: ($3.05) T 6 4 (2 Players)
DUIJF checks, ANTNXX bets $2.55, DUIJF calls $2.55

Turn: ($8.15) Q (2 Players)
DUIJF checks, ANTNXX bets $.25, DUIJF calls $.25

River: ($8.65) 5 (2 Players)
DUIJF bets $8.65, ANTNXX calls $8.65

Results:
[i]DUIJF Showed 5 5
[i]ANTNXX Mucks K K
DUIJF wins $24.66

Absolute Poker, $0.10/0.25 Hold'em Cash Games, 6 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
HOLENONE7 (SB): $11.13
ANTNXX (BB): $51.58
DEMONRED4 (UTG): $9.25
SIX0NENINE (UTG+1): $24.65
SHOOTER GUY (CO): $10
GREGGER14 (Button): $9.28

Dealt to ANTNXX 6 8

Pre-flop:
DEMONRED4 calls $.25, SIX0NENINE calls $.25, SHOOTER GUY checks, (1 folds), HOLENONE7 calls $.15, ANTNXX checks

Flop: ($1) 9 7 4 (5 Players)
HOLENONE7 checks, ANTNXX checks, DEMONRED4 checks, SIX0NENINE checks, SHOOTER GUY checks

Turn: ($1) T (5 Players)
HOLENONE7 checks, ANTNXX bets $1, DEMONRED4 calls $1, (1 folds), SHOOTER GUY raises to $9.75 and is all-in, (1 folds), ANTNXX raises to $19.50, (1 folds), ANTNXX returns $9.75

River: ($21.50) T (2 Players)

Results:
[i]ANTNXX Showed 6 8
[i]SHOOTER GUY Showed 8 J
SHOOTER GUY wins $20.67

Absolute Poker, $0.10/0.25 Hold'em Cash Games, 6 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
ANTNXX (BB): $50
CANBUDS51783 (UTG): $4.14
TTRASTHEO111 (UTG+1): $20.39
ANIMA_SOLE (CO): $30.69
LMPLEONARDO (Button): $23.30
BESTINDABIZ51 (SB): $60.24

Dealt to ANTNXX J J

Pre-flop:
(1 folds), TTRASTHEO111 raises to $.50, (3 folds), ANTNXX raises to $2.10, TTRASTHEO111 calls $1.60

Flop: ($4.55) 6 J K (2 Players)
ANTNXX bets $3.05, TTRASTHEO111 calls $3.05

Turn: ($10.65) 2 (2 Players)
ANTNXX bets $7, TTRASTHEO111 calls $7

River: ($24.65) 7 (2 Players)
ANTNXX checks, TTRASTHEO111 all-in $8.24, ANTNXX calls $8.24

Results:
[i]TTRASTHEO111 Showed T 8
[i]ANTNXX Mucks J J
TTRASTHEO111 wins $38.84

[vennike]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

mine urruauku, kuradi rott... mismõttes ? oi bljaa.. 53/2 vend.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?4147640