***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

[kip]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Tra, see Boku on täielik värdjas tont. Haige idioot luckbox, mul pole sõnu lihtsalt. Üli lihtne on muidugi mängida kui ainult hitid nagu viimane pederast. AMmu pidi see piider välja kukkuma, aga iga kord imes välja. Kui inimesed teaksid kui lightilt ta pushib ja teda kogu aeg tuimalt maha calliks, see rott oleks varsti pankrotis ja imeks mune läbi une.
1. käsi kus värd pidi välja lendama

(Klõpsa sisu nägemiseks / peitmiseks)

PokerStars - $11+$1|100/200 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP: $3,035.00
MP+1: $1,630.00
CO: $870.00
BTN: $2,435.00
Hero (SB): $2,775.00
BB: $1,615.00
UTG: $2,380.00
UTG+1: $2,535.00

MP posts ante $25.00, MP+1 posts ante $25.00, CO posts ante $25.00, BTN posts ante $25.00, Hero posts ante $25.00, BB posts ante $25.00, UTG posts ante $25.00, UTG+1 posts ante $25.00, Hero posts SB $100.00, BB posts BB $200.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $500.00) Hero has 9 A

fold, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $845.00 and is all-in, fold, Hero calls $745.00, fold

Flop: ($2090.00, 2 players) J T 6

Turn: ($2090.00, 2 players) 4

River: ($2090.00, 2 players) Q

[spoil]Hero shows 9 A (High Card, Ace)
CO shows 5 Q (One Pair, Queens)
CO wins $2,090.00
[/spoil]

2. Ja ma jäängi seda idiooti elu lõpuni maha callima suvalise ace highga, sest ma olen alati ees, aga värdja luckboxi vastu ei saa.

(Klõpsa sisu nägemiseks / peitmiseks)

PokerStars - $11+$1|400/800 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

villalvilla (UTG+1): $5,876.00
gregcalls (MP): $17,944.00
creanshow57 (CO): $13,082.00
monkeyfun44 (BTN): $10,465.00
Boku87 (SB): $8,853.00
Svenza (BB): $8,050.00
mütze1976 (UTG): $3,230.00

villalvilla posts ante $50.00, gregcalls posts ante $50.00, creanshow57 posts ante $50.00, monkeyfun44 posts ante $50.00, Boku87 posts ante $50.00, Svenza posts ante $50.00, mütze1976 posts ante $50.00, Boku87 posts SB $400.00, Svenza posts BB $800.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $1550.00) Svenza has A 4

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Boku87 raises to $8,803.00 and is all-in, Svenza calls $7,200.00 and is all-in

Flop: ($16350.00, 2 players) 4 T 3

Turn: ($16350.00, 2 players) 7

River: ($16350.00, 2 players) 9

[spoil]Boku87 shows 2 J (Flush, Jack High)
Svenza shows A 4 (One Pair, Fours)
Boku87 wins $16,350.00
[/spoil]

mingu ***** donk, kahju et mul chatti ei ole, muidu sõimaks nii läbi uroodi

confirmed! Boku on luckbox!

[nikitheone]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

2x aastas ratas? Lukku kasutad?

obv et kasutan, esimest korda varastati kevadpühal kaamera alt kesklinnas.

[antnx]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

ÜHE JA SAMA VÄRDJA VASTU!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

(Klõpsa sisu nägemiseks / peitmiseks)

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Soph1eee ($50)
UTG+1 VanD69 ($19.55)
CO seri@looser ($103.80)
BTN dariolysy ($51.10)
SB Burendi ($50.25)
BB Hero ($50.50)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BB K A
2 folds, seri@looser raises to $1.75, dariolysy calls $1.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $7.25, seri@looser raises to $18.75, dariolysy folds, Hero goes all-in $50.50, seri@looser calls $31.75

Flop: K Q 9 ($103, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 3 ($103, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 10 ($103, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $103
seri@looser shows
J J
Hero shows
K A

seri@looser wins $100 (net +$49.50)

dariolysy lost $1.75
Hero lost $50.50

(Klõpsa sisu nägemiseks / peitmiseks)

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG seri@looser ($58.25)
UTG+1 petitbicou ($49.50)
CO Burendi ($48.50)
BTN Hero ($50.05)
SB Sergio1971 ($72.55)
BB VanD69 ($15.50)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BTN 9 9
seri@looser raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, seri@looser raises to $15.50, Hero goes all-in $50.05, seri@looser calls $34.55

Flop: 2 4 5 ($100.85, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: K ($100.85, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: J ($100.85, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $100.85
seri@looser shows
A K
Hero shows
9 9

seri@looser wins $97.85 (net +$47.80)

Hero lost $50.05

(Klõpsa sisu nägemiseks / peitmiseks)

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG seri@looser ($153.30)
UTG+1 dariolysy ($49.35)
CO Burendi ($50.75)
BTN Hero ($49.75)
SB Soph1eee ($49.50)
BB VanD69 ($19.55)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BTN J J
seri@looser raises to $1.75, dariolysy calls $1.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, seri@looser raises to $17.75, dariolysy folds, Hero goes all-in $49.75, seri@looser calls $32

Flop: 8 6 3 ($102, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: Q ($102, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 7 ($102, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $102
seri@looser shows
A K
Hero shows
J J

seri@looser wins $99 (net +$49.25)

dariolysy lost $1.75
Hero lost $49.75

(Klõpsa sisu nägemiseks / peitmiseks)

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG seri@looser ($54.80)
CO dellamorte31 ($104.90)
BTN fonzzzie ($8)
SB Hero ($54.75)
BB The_Freezzz ($71.45)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is SB J J
3 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, The_Freezzz raises to $4, Hero raises to $12, The_Freezzz goes all-in $71.45, Hero calls $42.75

Flop: 10 J 8 ($126.20, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 2 ($126.20, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 7 ($126.20, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $126.20
The_Freezzz shows
9 A
Hero shows
J J

The_Freezzz wins $124.20 (net +$52.75)

Hero lost $54.75

(Klõpsa sisu nägemiseks / peitmiseks)

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Hecke11 ($57.20)
UTG+1 laplume77 ($103)
CO Fedaykin ($128.50)
BTN seri@looser ($231.10)
SB Hero ($139.10)
BB evil.genius ($100)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is SB K A
1 fold, laplume77 raises to $3, 1 fold, seri@looser raises to $10.50, Hero raises to $28.50, 1 fold, laplume77 folds, seri@looser goes all-in $231.10, Hero calls $110.60

Flop: 3 10 5 ($374.20, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 2 ($374.20, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 6 ($374.20, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $374.20
seri@looser shows
10 10
Hero shows
K A

seri@looser wins $371.20 (net +$140.10)

Hero lost $139.10
laplume77 lost $3

[leits]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

tyyp runnib kuldselt :D

[Kotkas1000]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Oi kurja - valusa hiiteri otsas istub poiss :D Vastane sinust ju selgelt parem, lahku lauast, kui edge puudub :)

[rohelinekonn]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

puhas skill.

Tean mis tunned oli ükskord üks fish kes hittis mu vastu kõigega, sa oleks võinud graafiku kah lisada mis ta sinuga tegi :P

[Karikakar]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

flipid ju

[bounce]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Everest Poker, $0.15/0.25 Hold'em Cash Games, 10 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
Button: $4.20
SB: $4.75
BB: $23.40
UTG: $4.60
UTG+1: $24.75
MP1: $10.70
MP2: $11.75
MP3: $24.85
MP4: $28.90
CO: $24.85

Dealt to MP3 A A

Pre-flop:
(3 folds), MP2 calls $.25, MP3 raises to $1.15, (1 folds), CO calls $1.15, (4 folds)

Flop: ($2.95) A T 7 (2 Players)
MP3 checks, CO bets $2, (1 folds)

Results:
CO wins $2
CO wins $2.85

[camu]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1(BB) Pacific
SB ($67.57)
BB ($77.74)
Hero ($167)
CO ($100)
BTN ($156)

Dealt to Hero J J

fold, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, fold, BB calls $2.50

FLOP ($11) J 4 8

BB checks, Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7, BB folds

TURN ($25) J 4 8 5

Hero bets $17, BTN raises to $145 (AI), Hero calls $128

RIVER ($316) J 4 8 5 7

BTN shows 5 6
(Pre 23%, Flop 33.8%, Turn 25.0%)

Hero shows J J
(Pre 77%, Flop 66.2%, Turn 75.0%)

BTN wins $312


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NL Holdem $1(BB) Pacific Game#232280620

potu55 ($129)
bitonious ($232)
mcgirl ($398)
n1ksis ($114)
pronychby ($101)

potu55 posts (SB) $0.50
bitonious posts (BB) $1

Dealt to potu55 Kc As
mcgirl calls $1
fold,
pronychby raises to $4.50
potu55 raises to $15
bitonious raises to $232 (AI)
fold, fold,
potu55 calls $114 (AI)
FLOP ($264) Ad 8d Ts
TURN ($264) Ad 8d Ts 6d
RIVER ($264) Ad 8d Ts 6d 3s
bitonious shows Th Ah
(Pre 31%, Flop 84.5%, Turn 93.2%)

potu55 shows Kc As
(Pre 69%, Flop 15.5%, Turn 6.8%)

bitonious wins $260

[nalg]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

tra mis asja nhj!!!! @: päev otsa mingi A3 jms pasad mu kõrgemad ässad riveris ära kräkkinud...


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.2 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button (t1355)
Hero (SB) (t3280)
BB (t1225)
UTG (t2110)
MP (t2080)
CO (t3450)

Hero's M: 72.89

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
2 folds, CO bets t90, 1 fold, Hero raises to t310, 1 fold, CO calls t220

Flop: (t650) 6, A, 10 (2 players)
Hero bets t350, CO raises to t1500, Hero raises to t2970 (All-In), CO calls t1470

Turn: (t6590) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t6590) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t6590

Results:
Hero had A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
CO had A, K (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: CO won t6590

[mislinn]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Üle pika aja mängin turniiri, stack on natuke üle avg, poolteist tundi mängu toimunud ja saan donki vastu nupud sisse QQ vs AJ Jxx laual ja ta saab runner runner masti, no mida f-i.

[Fabulous]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Päeva algus oli ilus. Polnud midagi kurta ja elu oli täiesti lill. Aga peale lõunat hakkas ära tõmbamine pihta. Set vs rida, runner-runner flushid, üks tegelane oli isegi nii luckbox, et shoves mu PF KK standard tõste peale oma K2o ja hittis flopis tripsi ( ma vaatasin siis tõesti, et ma löön kohe klaveri pooleks ), kirss tordi peal oli viimane käsi, kus vastane callis turnis oma kahe paariga minu maja maha ja hittis riveris kõrgema maja.

Graafik ka.

[noname]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

Üle pika aja mängin turniiri, stack on natuke üle avg, poolteist tundi mängu toimunud ja saan donki vastu nupud sisse QQ vs AJ Jxx laual ja ta saab runner runner masti, no mida f-i.

turnad ongi "pededele"

[nalg]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

käi perse kuradi stars, varsti hakkan tükeldama kah

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.2 Tournament, 50/100 Blinds (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO (t1460)
Button (t5838)
SB (t472)
BB (t2080)
UTG (t1295)
MP1 (t625)
Hero (MP2) (t1730)

Hero's M: 11.53

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K, K
UTG bets t400, MP1 raises to t625 (All-In), Hero raises to t1730 (All-In), 4 folds, UTG calls t895 (All-In)

Flop: (t3365) A, 8, J (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t3365) 4 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t3365) 5 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t3365

Results:
UTG had J, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
MP1 had 2, 2 (one pair, twos).
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: UTG won t3365

[kardaanirist]

Re: ***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

unreal, kuidas full tilt keerab ikka. 111 käeline sess vaid, sest lauad läksin insta kinni, aga nii väikese aja sees juhtus nii:

AKo vs AKs - turni talle royal flush (floppas flushi muidu)
QQ vs KK - 2 korda pre allin
QQ vs AKs - floppab ässa
AA vs JJ - floppab seti

unreal pask ikka. nahuj mingi 111 käega ilusti 5BI läks.